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Poker Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cards poker money cat pussy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm

1ST RULE OF POKER - If you can't work out who the sucker is... then it's you.

POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....

BLUFFIN WITH MA MUFFIN - I ain't lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gunnin!

TAGS: poker face lady gaga stunning love glue
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
Leave lady butterface alone!!!!!!!!!
Stryder - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Lady Gaga has the most irritating and retarded lyrics ever!! Please make it stop!
Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh - and it should read, "...with ma love glue gurlin". I don't care what you two think, she's gonna be my wife one day :-) mmmm
Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:38 am
Can't stand my, can't stand my, No he can't stand my butter face...B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face (Mum mum mum mah!) B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face! (Mum mum mum mah!)...*I think my ears are bleeding*...
mooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 1:58 am
All hail Queen of the big nosed no talented butterfaces.........1 Lion


TAGS: poker cards life bluff
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heh, heh heh. You funny guy! ;)
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:27 pm
Ice, I raise you a pair of TV towers...right up your ace!...been waiting all day for that, pumpkin
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:18 pm
Awwww, I feel special. Mooooooooooooooo will be dreaming of me even in a drunken stupor. Time to get over that obsession of yours cupcake. OBTW, go ahead & raise on the pair of deuces.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
That's my plan for tonight....Hope you guys have fun jerking each other off while I get drunk and win big..LOL!...yeah, I'm talking to you ICEMAN.

GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face

YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.

TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah


TAGS: poker nose face hide
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - February 26, 2013, 7:36 pm
So I’m thumbin’ thru the comments, recovering from an evening of alcoholism, and find this…..oh man, oh man, the compilation and the comments have just slayed my funnybone…, just great great stuff, why we’re here, aaaand I somehow think she’s HOT!
Sho - March 15, 2012, 8:25 am
jesus christ
AdmiralAckbar - May 23, 2011, 12:59 am
you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:04 pm
Holy crap its squidward in an parallel universe.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:43 pm
Something tells me she'd be a freak in the sack.
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:23 am
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!

poker addicition -

TAGS: poker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 6:22 pm

Classic! And I love this cat.

ALRIGHT - I got nothing

TAGS: poker animals
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:27 pm
Thank you Airman
Airman - April 10, 2010, 4:21 pm

MEG TILLY - She's Holding A Solid Pair

TAGS: poker is good for you
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
Looks like an ass and head to me.
DreMagnum - March 14, 2010, 1:55 pm
She has an Ace Ten, thats not a pair at all.
Anonymous2 - March 14, 2010, 1:12 pm
Ooh, she's wearing leather again, just like when she was in that Blue Iguana movie, and yes, that is Meg's younger sister Jennifer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 12:48 pm
Isn't that Jennifer Tilly?.....also, You suck Retrocrap. 1L.
forseti - March 14, 2010, 11:07 am
omg nom nom! Thank you, German TV! ;)


TAGS: sean cats poker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:56 pm
I thought only dog5 played poker
ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 9:47 pm
Got any 5's? Go fish.

POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.


TAGS: poker chips lifes moto
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:33 pm
I am surprised I am not dead already
Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 8:28 pm
Trust me Grey i am!
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:15 pm
race you there face. 5L

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER GAMES - keep the chips and dip coming

TAGS: they kept their poker face
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

pieman - June 17, 2010, 9:23 am
LOL! I love poker nights. I like the nights we play cards too.
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 5:55 pm
ROR! My mama does love pie!

Progress -

TAGS: baby poker
Rating: 1.91/5

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Whittney - August 24, 2008, 9:55 pm


TAGS: poker addiction bluffing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - June 16, 2015, 11:55 pm
...know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run..' (K. Rodgers) Sounds like he's about to run! Of course, she's 'countin her money..' LOL! Still luvin' this series, RL! 5L


STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.

TAGS: storm trooper cards poker
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SgtRock

DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 8:58 pm
Or the fact that an IP can only vote once on each poster. And yes you can vote on your own.
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 8:55 pm
Can you vote on your stuff? Is that within the rules? What stops me from repeat voting on others posters? Honor system?
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:03 pm
hey hey...the whole gangs here!!
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 5:20 pm
And it's like Phydeaux's family is playing! :)
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 5:20 pm
It made me laugh!
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whoever approved this, thanks. I didn't think it would be funny enough to post

POKE-HER FACE - Don't mind if I do!

TAGS: poker face
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Simon Bruset

MustyK - January 14, 2010, 3:48 am
I hope this is a case of Great Minds thinking alike and not a blatent copy of www.motifake.com/index.php?start=85859 - I reserve my right to vote on this one !!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
I'd Poker with my eyes wide open. Just as long as I use 3 condoms, and she has done her makeup recently...and I go to the free clinic immediately afterward!
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 5:58 pm
Is that lady ga ga? She is nasty. Only with my eyes closed.
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
what? 2nd time today this pic came up as a poster. 85859. I have to get a life..


TAGS: poker trick hide face
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 12, 2010, 6:40 pm
Yes, sholud be better, but it was my only idea for this picture
matrice666 - August 12, 2010, 12:46 pm
Common guys ! a little strip poker ! ... seriously ... no ? anyone ?

POKER NIGHT - Jim is out...bring me a magic marker and a beer bitch!

AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first

POKER FACE - Thanks, don't mind if I do !!

TAGS: poker face head job lady gaga
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by MustyK

bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:09 pm
right with u man
Alixian - August 15, 2011, 6:51 am
I'll poke whatever she wants

POKER - She has the best poker face around. You're not even looking at it!

I'D POKE'R - And 'er friend! My nut straight dominates a small two pair.

TAGS: card clothes cards poker nut straight poke r girls
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by aPauling

agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 12:40 pm
Two pair of A's, maybe.
Poke' Bawls - March 22, 2009, 9:35 am
Oh look! two Pair
steve - November 14, 2008, 7:24 am
the only you dominate is your boy friends ass
Popi - August 8, 2008, 7:03 pm
C'mon lassie, I'll see ya, put those cards on tha table
I'll take the one on the left. - July 16, 2008, 6:33 pm
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
jimfromtx - July 16, 2008, 2:51 am
I wouldn't mind having a full house of them :D

LIFE IS LIKE POKER - If you don't have a big enough stack... No one really notices when you are all in

TAGS: stack poker life
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 3:30 pm
First Poster... Many thanks for the votes and making it a Hall of Famer... Thank You All :'D


TAGS: dogs poker art cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Fictional - October 1, 2010, 3:35 pm
I just noticed this, but the dog on the bottom right has an ace in his paw.
eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:52 am
Love this one cubby




WHY? - She's A Free B!tch Baby

TAGS: lady gaga fame just dance bad romance poker face music unique talent
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by lunaluve

TheTrashHeap - April 10, 2010, 12:26 am
11 minutes isn't so bad.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
WAIT i get it now! Forgive me I am incredibly slow tonight.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:44 pm
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:43 pm
TTH, please elaborate.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Lady of Rose? GaGa-Tarded? I Call shenanigans! This is a Tranny!

GAGA - Is it just me who wants to p p p poke her face?

TAGS: cant read my poker face
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

FayeLu - May 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
I wanna po-po-po-poke her crotch and see if she really has a dick ahaa
R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 1:51 pm
Pretty much yeah, just you...unless you mean "with a stick".

HELL - Poker with the Devil and God every Saturday...

TAGS: hell pope poker
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by hgghg4

vALEntin3 - December 8, 2011, 4:45 pm
"YOUR" because some people own everything

THE THING - He sucks at poker...but would you want to be the winner??

WHY IS SHE SMILING???? - She is about to take all of you cash... and there is nothing you can do about it! She is like a thief in the night...

Life's Poker -

TAGS: life is like poker know when to cash in your chips
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2016, 10:49 pm
Reminds me of our last poker night.
RetiredUSNChief - January 23, 2016, 10:41 pm
Nice...but how did that score card get in that Euchre hand? ;)


Dogs in the vineyard -

TAGS: poker
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by cindy21

KAMTSJATKA - is that a country?

TAGS: risk full house boris card cards poker fun
Rating: 1.66/5

More motifakes by koen

Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Frenchise - It's Risk, dummy.
Gezundheit - September 10, 2008, 11:40 pm
Oh, I thought you sneezed
Frenchise - June 4, 2008, 2:38 pm
it is on very old Dutch Stratego biaaatch! its pwwnn epic boobs! well, ok not epic boobs, but it sure pwns a loooooot!

Poker Face -

Poker -

TAGS: poker gun cards flush western
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Preacher Man - March 23, 2015, 11:29 pm
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.


TAGS: poker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - January 11, 2015, 12:13 pm
I really like this one


52 Card Pickup -


TAGS: poker
Rating: 4.5/5

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